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Steve Jablonsky

Pain and Gain Review

Pain and Gain Review

RATING: (3 STARS) It seems like it’d be hard for anyone to hate Pain and Gain if it didn’t seemingly trivialize a pair of brutal murders. It’s more energetic than any film this year. The trio of Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, and Anthony Mackie is exceptional (and exceptionally casted). And director Michael Bay‘s insistence on […]

Battleship Review

Battleship Review

RATING: (0 STARS) If nothing else, Battleship is true proof of mankind’s resiliency. This resiliency is shown in the characters who rise up and fight with everything they have against the evil(?) alien invaders. It’s also shown in the viewers who manage to make it through this pathetic excuse for a movie without walking out, […]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon Review

Transformers: Dark of the Moon Review

RATING: (1.5 STARS) Oh, Michael Bay. You fooled me again. Here I am thinking Transformers: Dark of the Moon, the third film in a franchise I’ve despised to this point, might be some mindless fun. After all, reviews weren’t quite as savage this time around. But no, this film is basically a carbon copy of […]